“Cooking with the Calamari Sisters”

Mangia Italiano!

“LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY!”- Philadelphia Inquirer

Thurs - April 19th thru Sun - May 20th

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Please Note That This Show has Mature Content: Some adult language and sexual innuendo. (Think PG-13)


All seating is RESERVED…
If you need reasonable accommodations, such as wheelchair accessible seating….
...please call our Box Office: 781.646.4849
Wheelchair Accessible seating is Available


  * Thursdays at 2:00PM & 7:00PM

  * Fridays at 8:00PM

  * Saturdays at 2:00PM & 8:00PM

  * Sundays at 2:00PM


OUR BEST SEATS: $65.00 [Rows A thru I]
VALUE ORCHESTRA SEATING: $55.00 [Rows J thru O and Front Balcony]
ECONOMY SEATS: $45.00 [Rows P and Rear Balcony]


Hilarity, delicious dishes and two over-the-top plus-size Italian Sisters from Brooklyn (stars of their very own fictional cable television show) take you on a Tour de Force of Italian, pop & show tunes and cuisine as they sing (Volare, Botcha – Me and much more), dance, joke, and laugh through a very special cooking lesson! Straight from sold out engagements across the country, Delphine & Carmela perform outrageous musical numbers, while designing their latest culinary offerings. Don’t be surprised if they get a bit naughty when they update their treasured family recipes with saucy secrets and anecdotes that will leave you rolling in the aisles. And who knows? You may get a chance to sample these two sisters’ kitchen creations. Be prepared to eat your heart out and laugh until your sides hurt.

Running Time: 2.5 Hours (2 acts with intermission)

What they are saying…

“Cooking with the Calamari Sisters is an uproarious and unique show that will keep you laughing out loud from curtain to curtain”  - New Jersey Herald

“LAUGH OUT LOUD FUNNY!”  - Philadelphia Inquirer

“Delightful and Absolutely Delicious…”  - NY Newsday